Those are the only two words I can find to describe it. And seeing it only 24 hours after The Avengers- I’m not sure how long it takes to recover from such an Awesomenerdiness overdose…
Is it an actor accepting a BAFTA for playing Moriarty (playing an actor playing Moriarty) or is it Moriarty accepting a BAFTA for playing an actor playing Moriarty (who was playing an actor playing Moriarty)?
| Person 1: | I lost five! But then I gained three back the same week. |
| Person 2: | That's not so bad. |
| Person 1: | I know, it's just so frustrating. I don't know what I'm doing wrong. |
| Person 2: | Yeah... I only gained one in the last two weeks. |
| Person 1: | That's not so bad. |
| Person 2: | I just know I could do better. |
| N00b: | Oh my god, why is everyone so obsessed with losing weight? It's like all anyone ever- |
| Person 2: | We're talking about tumblr followers. |
| Person 1: | Pass the nachos. |
(Source: reasoningwithvampires)
I don’t get the whole “if wishes were horses, beggars would ride” thing. I mean, duh. If wishes were horses, everyone would have about five hundred horses, so we’d all be drowning in horses. And since we don’t have enough space for that many horses we’d have to kill some of the horses so that they didn’t trample our babies (and when we wished they wouldn’t trample our babies another horse would appear) and so then there’d be lots of dead horses, which is a waste, so then we’d probably start eating horse meat. So now that I think about it, if wishes were horses, it would cure world hunger because all someone would have to do is wish for food, and then a nice tasty horse would appear…
why does everything turn into a “Canada/America” debate
we are a bromance
we should act as bros
#longest unguarded border in the world say what #cause we got each otha’s backs #you fuck with canada #then you fuck with the united states #and if you fuck with the united states #well we probably deserved it and we dont want canada to get hurt so they stay out of it
(Source: sarahxhockey, via notmycabaggecorp)