May 2013
198 posts
“I fucking love Lucy Liu.”
– Sir Arthur Conan Doyle (via friendlymoose)
badwolf64:
if you believe that tumblr has taught you more than school, maybe you should really start paying more attention in school and a little less to tumblr
Jorah: Khaleesi, don't do the thing.
Dany: I, Daenerys Stormborn, of House Targaryen, the Unburnt Mother of Dragons, Breaker of Chains, did the thing.
ranetree:
I am an intelligent, eloquent, well-mannered young woman who just so happens to say “fuck” a lot.
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Going to prom stag. Like a Baratheon.
okay. I’ll take my self respect back now, thanks.
Anyway. Woooo. A lot of people do giveaways and stuff when they hit certain follower marks. Me? I only have a Bugs analysis to offer you, so… sorry about that. Hopefully it’ll be enlightening: I’ll try and get it up later today.
Cupid, Draw Back Your Bow... : 8.23 and THAT SCENE...
andythanfiction:
I’ve been asked to do an analysis of the bar scene in 8.23 as a Destiel shipper, but the more I’ve seen of other people’s meta on the subject, the more I’m starting to think that I’m not going to give what my readers want.
I’m certainly not going to count the peanuts.
While yes, of course, I believe there are things to be noted in details, I also think that has to be...
“Gentlemen. This is what rape culture is like:
Imagine you have a Rolex watch....”
– holy shit (via thelittlistprincess)
I just did twenty sit-ups where are my abs
toothpickofthelord:
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thebrotherswinchester:
do you ever just stop to think about lucifer
and how he was in the pit for millennia
scheming and plotting every single tiny detail of his rise to power
thinking through everything that could possibly go wrong, and creating hundreds of backup plans for each scenario
and the one thing that he didn’t plan for
the one thing that was his...
Do you ever just wanna hug someone so tightly to the point where you have absolutely no intentions of ever letting go because you want them to know just how much they mean to you and how much you love them and you just wanna take away all the bad things in their life and replace them with only good things?
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hannibalthecanibal:
and here we have harry potter literally standing on a pile of letters to try and catch one that is still in the air. there are clearly reasons why he doesn’t get sorted into ravenclaw
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Everyone seems super interested in Dead in the Water all of a sudden. Guess that means I should write the second half of Bugs.
exceedwhatyouthoughtwasbest:
Things that need to be more affordable:
-plane tickets
-whole, natural foods
-gas
-workout clothing
-phone bills
-University (education) tuition
Things that need to be more expensive:
-processed foods that are causing the obesity rate to skyrocket
-cigarettes
-alcohol
bullets and gun powder should also be more expensive.
infinitylooper:
Something to think about:
The Earth is 4.6 billion years old. Let’s scale that to 46 years. We have been here for 4 hours. Our industrial revolution began 1 minute ago. In that time, we have destroyed more than 50% of the world’s forests.
This isn’t sustainable.
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bitcorn:
just saw a guy wearing a nirvana t-shirt lmfao i bet cant even name three noble truths of buddhism
bondoge:
i have this disease where im completely aware that im annoying but i have absolutely no way to stop myself
AC/DC
andythanfiction:
There is an assload of meta out there about why people consider Dean Winchester to be a bisexual, and there could be a really fair argument that I have no right to contribute to the mass, because I’m going to say right up front:
I’m straight. A man who is only sexually aroused by visually female-bodied women. I’m panasethetic, so I can appreciate that a dude like Dean is...
whenyouliveinseattle:
TIM EYMAN, EVERY TIME HE SUBMITS AN INITIATIVE
whenyouliveinseattle:
WHEN SOMEONE PROCLAIMS THAT THEY ONLY DRINK STARBUCKS
whenyouliveinseattle:
WHEN A TOURIST ASKS ME IF IT REALLY RAINS ALL THE TIME HERE
whenyouliveinseattle:
EVERY DRIVER EVERY TIME IT EVER RAINS EVER
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And it was upon this day that the sex drive lost, and there were more G-rated than E-rated Destiel fanfictions.
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Wiggleroom vs Weasling
andythanfiction:
I never said they’d say “haha just kidding” (which would be queerbaiting), I said they’d leave themselves a plausibly deniable out in case of overwhelming negative reaction (which would not be). I’d also like to clarify that by plausibly deniable, I mean intradiegetically, not extradiegetically. As in, the show could move forward on the premise that Dean had only kissed Cas...
richardarmitge:
she was a girl
he was a boy
can i make it any more convoluted and unnecessarily complicated
Irene Adler: Male feminists need to shut the fuck... →
suicidebyart:
I don’t recall how or where but several days ago I came across an interview with Lara Pulver, the actress of Irene Adler in BBC’s SHERLOCK. There were just comments from men of all sorts just relentlessly BASHING her and the character, saying it’s the most sexist piece of trash they had ever…
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Next time you bitch about your retainer, consider:
it was made for you. Plastic carefully molded to for your teeth, and yours only. Like Cinderella’s slipper, it fits nobody else. And nothing, not your spouse’s tongue nor a spoon of nutella, will ever fit so perfectly.
dean: hey sammy i gotta talk to you about something
sam: k
dean: so...so it's like this all right
dean: you know how i love pie the best
sam: *sigh* yes i know how you love pie the best
dean: yeah, i always did. since i can remember.
dean: and if anybody ever even asked me to eat cake--
sam: you'd throw a bitch fit
dean: i'd politely decline, shut up sammy i'm talking
dean: anyway, all my life it was pie and not cake, not ever.
dean: but imagine that one day this cake came into my life
dean: this really amazing cake
dean: like it looks like the most delicious thing to sit on a plate
dean: plucked from god's own dessert tray if you will
dean: and i'm like, damn, i need to eat this cake right now
dean: and it's not like i don't still love pie, right, like pie is still awesome
dean: but this cake looks so good that i might never eat pie again
dean: i could see myself making sweet love to this cake for the rest of my life
sam: dean wat
dean:
sam: what are you even saying
dean:
sam:
dean:
sam:
dean:
sam:
dean: i might be a little bit gay for cas
thatisalargebaby:
teenage girls are fucking mocked for liking things that are marketed towards them and for them then when theyre sick of being shit on for that and try to like things not specifically “for them” they get shit on for “pretending” and they cant win at all its a lose lose situation being a teenage girl
twinkaleckis:
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mamboitalianogogogo replied to your chat: Mom: Are we out of English muffins? Dad: *pokes…
I almost heard you and your parents’ voices while reading this. You have awesome parents.
Who is this did someone change their URL again
europeans: OH SNAP AMERICA NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOU HAHA THIS IS OUR SPECIAL DAY YOU GUYS ARE LEFT OUT YOU'RE MISSING OUT OOOO
americans: what
europeans: OMG THEY'RE SO JEALOUS LOLOL
